What movies have not aged well?

-”Ah so!”

Goldfinger

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Are you happy with your life?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

From Russia With Love

How do you feel about Donald Trump signing an executive order that says there are only two genders?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why do wives cheat on their loyal husbands?

Octopussy

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why are Democrats deflecting and aren’t as tough on Hunter Biden with all of his criminal activity and his rising possibility of him receiving a charge for illegally owing a gun?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

What celebrity do you admire the most?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Diamonds Are Forever

Why do I have the impression that almost all questions about advertising the flat Earth theory come from people who don't believe in a flat Earth themselves and are just provoking?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-J W Pepper

-All the bad guys are black.

I have the power to talk to aliens through using telepathy. Why do people think I'm crazy?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Dr No

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why do atheists love to preach against Abrahamic religions and mock God? Even if they do not fear the eternal fire of hell, pious Muslims will certainly not leave them alone and will take brutal revenge until they surrender and repent of their sins.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

How can the citizens of Russia accept the enormous difference between people? The richest 500 Russians own more than the poorest 99.8% of the entire Russian population combined. Why don't we see any protests?

You Only Live Twice

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What exactly is the difference between a surge protector and a fuse? Can a fuse protect the electronic devices from lightning instead of surge protector?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

A View to a Kill

Moonraker

If you were a writer for HBO, how would you rewrite the final season of Game of Thrones?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Live and Let Die